Room Service? Lemme have a Mormon, with some Buddha on the side

If you've been to a swanky hotel in the last few years, you may have been given your menu options of pillows, like this:

How many people do you think actually order up body pillows? Or, you might be like one of the people I used to travel with on business and you already packed your own pillow and comforter (you know who you are...).

But at this last haute spot I stayed in, we were given further options:

I'm curious about that "Help Me" button - do they send up a spiritual adviser?

I ordered both the Quran and the Torah, just to confuse them. Now I'm on a watch list at Homeland Security.